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SageGlass R.A.P.

Before

A wonderful company called SageGlass has a retirement plan through their parent company, Saint-Gobain, but they felt it was often overlooked; that some employees didn’t know all the details. They wanted something fun, yet informative, and they had heard about how I once wrote a rap song for a medical device, so what better way to get your team in-the-know than by filming a music video?

They provided loads of information about their program, and a few reference songs they wanted to parody. I spent several hours researching the program and highlighting all of the top-priority keywords, then went searching for a royalty free beat.

Lyrics

To properly get the information across, I needed a structure. You can’t just spew out information in random order, you need to scaffold. Build it up over time. The Verse-Chorus-Verse-Chorus-Bridge-Chorus format works well enough—it’s familiar, and to the point—but in order to start writing a song, you need to know what you’re going to say.

  • Verse 1: We have a retirement plan, and it’s easy
  • Chorus 1: Retirement plans result in more money for fun
  • Verse 2: More specific details about eligibility and how it works
  • Chorus 2: Retirement plans result in more money for fun
  • Bridge: This is good for you, and you should sign up
  • Chorus 3: Retirement plans result in more money for fun

I took the highlighted keywords and arranged them into their proper sections. I brainstormed a few stereotypical retirement ideas like golfing, and RVs, and tried to inject some light comedy into the song. The result was the following:

It all starts on the day
That you join the team
Saint-Gobain presents
R-A-P
It's a retirement plan
That's built just for you
As a way to tell you thanks
For all the things that you do
You don't spend a dime
You just do your time
Incubate the nest egg
And you'll be fine
Work for now
Save for later
You start with nothing
Yet you end up greater
So plan out your adventures
No worry 'bout indentures
Stock up on your chemicals
For soaking up your dentures
You know what I'm sayin'?
'Cause it all adds up

When you retire
The benefits you've earned will be paid out
There's nothing to worry about
When you retire
You'll cash out monthly if you just want some
Or take the whole lump sum
When you retire

Anyone over 21
And you don't even need to apply (Say what!?)
You just gotta work here
For 3 short years
Or you gotta turn 65
It's what we call "vesting"
It's how we invest in
Our very very best
Employees east-to-west and
Even if you leave the company
When you return
You'll be re-vested instantly
Gonna get a good percentage of your pay
Keep your 401(k)
Add a little bit of interest
Just for golfing every day
And you know:
Now you're set for life

When you retire
You'll have enough for living so carefree
Go buy that new R.V.
When you retire
You'll travel 'round the world if you want to
No one to respond to
When you retire

I'm not gonna lie:
It'll help you get by
You'll be able to relax
Until the day that you die
Take this little advice
I'll try to make it concise:
Do the R-A-P
You'll get to paradise

When you retire
Your time at Saint-Gobain was so worth it
You know you deserve it
When you retire
You'll thank yourself for choosing R-A-P
It pays and it's all free
When you retire

I don’t know that I’ve ever been this proud of a set of lyrics.

During

After a brilliant production remix and vocals by my friend Chris Caesar, it was time to film. SageGlass picked three employees to be the stars: an engineer, a maintenance tech, and the VP of Administration. Along with our equipment, my team brought one hundred single dollar bills, an RV keychain, some fake money bags, and a few Party City dollar sign props to make it really over the top.

We cranked the song at full volume, and had our stars lip sync to it in several different locations throughout Sage’s gigantic warehouse in Faribault, MN. The shooting took about half a day, and the song was stuck in all of our heads from that point on.

My favorite part? We managed to capture the CEO, Alan McLenaghan, bobbing his head to the beat with his feet on his desk. Though his cameo goes unnoticed by anyone from outside the company, everyone within the company got a good kick out of his participation.

After

3 years later, and this is SageGlass’ 8th most viewed video on YouTube (out of 194), with nearly 6 thousand views. It’s not advertised in as many places as their other videos, because it’s primarily meant to inform employees, but its legacy lives on!

This is one of my proudest creations. I’ve done a number of collaborations with SageGlass, but this one stands out as my favorite piece. I am so glad I got to help them bring it all together.